Mama never told me....

I've been thinking a Lot lately about the things our Mom's Never Tell US as girls....to be fair I need to post a WARNING!

WARNING: For girl's eyes only...Adult Content! (Boys if you read, you might not quite enjoy the things being shared...and it might actually shatter your visions of "females" some :D)

That said...here it comes...

My Mom NEVER told me that.....

* You go to bed one night with one face and wake up the next morning with instant lines and creavices...a.k.a wrinkles :D

* It's pointless to shave your legs in the Winter...you jump out of a warm shower with smooth as can be legs, and before you get dressed in the coolness of the room you have pricklies again!

* Your hair color continues to follow it's own path too...darker, & darker & darker it likes to grow.

* Daylight savings time will be a "big" deal the older you get...that your internal clocks will NOT appreciate it.

* Always cook enough food for left-overs...saves yourself an extra night or two of cooking during a week :D

* Out of the blue you will find long...and I do mean LONG hairs growing out of your neck or under your chin...how they can be there and you not notice them until they are at least 3 inches long is quite the mystery.

* I remember when I was 5 wishing I could have 2 body parts to lift up and wash under...now, the thought totally makes me want to SCREAM!

* She never said body parts continue a journey southward yearly..

* Chocolate chip cookies for breakfast after the age of 20 = a LOT of praying when it's time to button your pants.

* After your 20's magically two pounds a year show up on your body

* Guys don't care as much about a clean toliet as girls do :D And, that clean floors absolutely mean NOTHING...NADA, maybe they only serve as a bright green signal..saying "Go" ..."GO"..go ahead walk on me...

* Grocery shopping is truly an art..the best at it come home with a cartload of groceries with only $10 spent..and a candy bar thrown in!

* There would be days you can't wait to go by fast, and days you wish would last forever...

* No matter how old you get..You always still need your MOM!!!

Mmmm....as I continue to grow older there seems to be more and more things I discover that my Mama never told me...but, I am so glad for the things she did!!!

So...Happy Sunday! What a beautiful morning with the sun peeking through and the earth crisp to the touch....and the promise of a wonderful Lord's day ahead!!! Sweet blessings!